Male Answers

Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women:.... A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg ? A. They don't stop for directions. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving HER money, furs and diamonds. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"