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Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river A: Fur Traders Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you! Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? A: "I'll see you next month." Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience Q: Why don't fem lesbians go on dates? A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face. Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? A: It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off! Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe: the dykee? A: It has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get it off. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a ritz cracker? A: One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian? A: Gaylick Q: What do you call a lesbian who lives up north? A: A Klondyke. Q: What's the most important question on the minds of Alaskan lesbians? A: What would ya do oh oh for a Klondyke bar? Q: What do you call a lesbian's closet? A: A lick-her cabinet. Q: What do you call three lesbians in a closet? A: A Licker cabinet Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? A: Single! Q: What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? A: Depends Q: Why can't lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time? A: You can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face! Q: What do you call a truck load of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats Q: What do you call a 300 pound lesbian? A: A bush hog Q: What do you call a 100 pound lesbian? A: A weedeater Q: What did one lesbian say to another? A: "Your face or mine?" Q: Do you know why oysters increase lesbian sexual libido? A: Because after eating a dozen oysters, pussy doesn't taste so bad! Q: What kind of humor do lesbians like? A: Tongue in cheek. Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians? A: two can chew! Q: What is the definition of confusion? A: 3 blind lesbians in a fish market. Q: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends? A: Someone has to mow the yard. Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles? A: Militia etheridge Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a lesbian? A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball! Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: well hung Q: What drives a lesbian up the wall? A: A crack in the ceiling. Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Both of them. Q: What is the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian? A: One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?" The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week."