Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take." - The parts of speech are lungs and air. - The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. - A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris. - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums. - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom. - We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk. - A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities. - The climate is hottest next to the creator. - Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners. - Iron was discovered because someone smelt it. - In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.