Idiot Sayings of the World 1

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President "Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul