Idiot Saying of the World 3

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield "And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" - David Coleman, Sportscaster "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. "We are trying to change the 1974 Constitution, whenever that was passed." - Donald Kennard, Louisiana state representative "If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl "If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it." - Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company "The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six." - Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman "Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no." - Police detective questioning a wounded officer "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh