I'll Cry!!!

A girl in around fifth grade was walking home from school. As she walking she sees a really adorable little boy walking the same way as she is. The little boy comes up to her and says, "Can i walk home with you??" The little girl, being a mean snobby person says, "Oooh, god no!! Go away ya midget!!" "I'll cry!!!" * big sigh * "Fine just don't cry!!" When they get to her house she stops and tells him to go away. But he says, "Can i come over??" "Ooh no!!! No munchkins allowed!!" "I'll cry!!" *another big sigh* "Fine, but only for a little bit" Its getting late and she tells him to leave. "Can I stay for dinner??" "For the last time no!!! Go away!!!" "I'll cry!!" "Fine!!" Dinner is over and she tells him to leave. "Can i sleep over??" "NO!! Never!!" "I'll cry!!" "OK, fine! But you have to sleep in the living room." Later that night she hears a knock on the door. "Can i sleep in your room?" "No way!!" "I'll cry!!" "Fine." Later on... "Can i sleep in your bed?" "Not in a million years!!" "I'll cry!!" "If you must, but no crying!!" Even later... "Can I stick my finger in your bellybutton??" She shoots strait up in her bed! "No you freak!!!" "I'll cry!!" "Fine!" A beat. "Hey thats not my belly button!!" "Suprise, suprise thats not my finger!!!"