I Have Learned...

I have learned to not jump out the window with a towel as a parachute. ..never throw a boomerang if you don't know how to catch it. ..don't fly a kite while facing towards the wind. ..don't throw a cat on a dog. ..never leave a three year old alone with duct tape and glue ..don't let a friend make you laugh while eating unless he/she knows the heimlich maneuver. ..don't ditch school if you don't know the way back home