How 2 Identify a Dum Guy=P

How to identify a dumb guy. You should be sure the person is a dum guy when he: • Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. • Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. • Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. • Tries to drown a fish in water. • Thinks socialism means partying. • Trips over a cordless phone. • Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. • At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius." • Studies for a blood test and fails. • Sells the car for gas money. • Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. • Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. • Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.