Home Economics For Men

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop. 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral. 4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead. 5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference! 6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away. 7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back. 8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Any More! 9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In. 10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In. 11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink. 12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels! 13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper! 14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill. 15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts. 16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves. 17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel! 18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means. 19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's. 20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category. 21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote 22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh. 23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet. 24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed. 25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It! 26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty. 27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them 28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime. 29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It.