Hard To Believe

During a break at work, John and Steve are chit-chatting about what happened the previous night: John: "OK, well last night the wife and I decided to go see a play. I waited for 10 minutes downstairs for her to get ready, and we got on our way. So, we're driving down the street, when suddenly a car from oncoming traffic swerves into our lane! I quickly gripped the wheel, and turned out of the way. I hit the guardrail, so my car spun out, took 2 flips in the air, and landed in the ditch at the side of the road. But - guess what? My wife and I crawled out of the car WITHOUT a scratch. What do you think?" Steve: "I...I just can't believe it." John: "I know, right? Isn't it unbelievable how we made it out alive and absolutely fine?" Steve: "No..not that. I just can't believe that it only took your wife 10 minutes to get ready!"