Halloween Favourites

What haunts the closets of a haunted house? The SOULS of shoes! What's a ghosts favourite dessert? I-scream! What was the ghosts favorite baseball team? The BOO Jays! What room is a ghost not allowed to go inside? The Living room Why didn't the vampire have fun on his vacation? He SUCKED all the fun out of it! If a snow man and a vampire got married and they had a baby what would the baby be? A Snowvam! Where do monsters love to visit in New York? The Vampire State Building. Why did the vampire's friend break up with him? Because he was a pain in the neck! Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! What kind of street do zombies like best? Dead ends! What is a vampire's favourite mode of transportation? A blood vessel!