God's Vacation

God was in Heaven and was getting particularly bored. "Oh what can I do?" he exclaimed. St. Peter came up to him and suggested he take a vacation. "That's a great idea, but where should I go?" asked God. "How about the moon?" suggested St. Peter. "Well, I could, but there's no gravity on the moon," stated God "Then how about the Earth?" When St. Peter said this God's eyes widened and he said, "Are you mad? I went there 2000 years ago, met a nice Jewish girl and they're still talking about it!"