Funny Quotes

Almost two hours into the Clemens and McNamee hearing, some interesting quotes can be found. (Credits to Yahoo! Sports, and 'Duk) • "Mr. Clemens bled through his designer pants." • "Mr. Clemens, do you recall any bleeding through your pants in 2001?" • "Those little band-aids for his butt, if it bled." • "Mr. Clemens, according to your account, Mr. McNamee injected your wife in your bedroom without your knowledge." • "That said there was a palpable mass on the right buttock of Mr. Clemens. On another record, it also noticed a similar mass on the left buttock." • "That was a hurried instance when we were in the closet."