Funny Bumper Stickers

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window. If you can read this, my wife fell off! (Seen on the back of a biker's vest.) If you can beat me, you can eat me! (Seen on a Corvette driven by a "drop-dead gorgeous blonde.") Remember: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph. GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? Boldly going nowhere. Cat: The other white meat. Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway He's not dead, He's electro-encephalographically challenged If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition