Funny Book Titles

Funny Book Titles ========================= 40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont 50 years in the saddle by Major Asburn A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel A Great Plenty by E. Nuff A Stitch in Time by Justin Case A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt A Trip to the Dentist by Yin Pain A Whole Lot of Cats by Kitt N. Caboodle Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights Advanced Maths by Smart E. Pants After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate Ah, Thor!: Ty Till All Alone: Saul E. Terry Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe Almost Missed the Bus by Justin Time Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway Ambush! by May T. Surprise And Shut Up! by Sid Downe And the Other People by Allan Sundry Animal Illnesses by Ann Thrax Animal Scents: Farrah Mones April Fool! by Sue Prize Archery: Beau N. Arrow Armed Heists by Robin Banks Artificial Clothing by Polly Ester Artificial Weightlessness by Andy Gravity As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar Assault with Battery by Eva Ready At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull Bad Falls by Eileen Dover Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant Bad Investment: Les Riches Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk Baseball Tales by Homer Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk Big Fart! by Hugh Jass Blonde Hair by Bim Bow Blowout!: Vlad Tire Body Parts by Anne Atomy Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum Breaking the Law by Kermit A. Krime Bring to the Grocer's by R. List Bubbles in the Bathtub by Ivor Windybottom Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho Candle-Vaulting by Jack B. Nimble Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan Car Repairs: Axel Grease Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis Chauvinistic Men by A. Lone Cheaper than IBM: P.C. Clone Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet Chest Pain by I. Coffalot Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn Chicken Dishes by Nora Drumsticks. Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares Circle Perimiter: Sir Cumference Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt Cloning by Irma Dubble II Clothes for Germ Kings by Mike Robes College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth Come on in! by Doris Open Computer Memories: Meg Abight Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket Cooking Spaghetti by Al Dente Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks Covered Walkways by R. Kade Crackdown: Lauren Order Crocodile Dundee by Ali Gator Cry Wolf by Al Armist Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn Daddy are We There Yet? by Miles Away Danger! by Luke Out Dangerous Animals by Mann Eaters Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch Don't Tread On Me: Amanda B. Reckonwith Downpour! by Wayne Dwops Drafted!: Abel Boddeed Drinking Problems by Al Coholic Dull Razor: Nick Shaving East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett East Coast Universities: Cora Nell Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin Employment Handbook: Ernie Living En Garde!: Drew Blood Equine Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse Erotic Adventures by Oliver Klozoff. Errors and Accidents by Miss Takes and Miss Haps Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika Exercise on Wheels by Cy Kling Exotic Irish Plants by Phil O'Dendron Explaining it Better: Clara Fie Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic Falling Trees by Tim Burr Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt Feelings: Cara Lott Financial Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder Fish Story: Rod Enreel Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics Flogging in the Army by Corporal Punishment Foot Coverings: Susan Socks Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks by Paul Bunion Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant Free Willy by Freda Wale French Cars: Myra Neault French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded Full Moon by Seymour Buns Gambling by Monty Carlos Gangway!: Hedda Steam Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes Get Moving! by Sheik Aleg Get Out There! by Sally Forth Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher Glass Bikini by Seymore Skynn Go Away!: Ron Onhome Golly Gosh! by G. Whiz Gone Fishing: Rod Annette Gone With The Wind: George Uh Good Housekeeping by Lottie Dust Good Steak!: T. Bone Good Works by Ben Evolent Grave Mistakes by Paul Bearer Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture Green Spot on the Wall by Picken & Flicken Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender Handel's Messiah by Ollie Luyah Happy New Year! by Mary Christmas He Disappeared! by Otto Sight Head of Security: Barb Dwyer Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything Here's Puss In Your Eye: Lance Boyle Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr He's Contagious! by Lucas Measles Hide and Seek by I.C. You Highway Travel by Dusty Rhodes Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya Hole in the Bed by Mister Completely Holiday Spots by Sandie Beaches Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn Holmes Does it Again by Scott Linyard Home Alone IV by Annie Buddyhome Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia Hot Dog! by Frank Furter House Construction by Bill Jerome Holme House Plants: Clay Potts Housework: Dustin Cook How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway How to Annoy by Aunt Agonize How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock How to Cook a Steak: Porter House How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore How to Draw: Ellis Strait How to Get Rid of Unwanted Guests by Bea O'Problem How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake How to Make Honey: B.A. Beaman How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lachs How To Prevent Leaks: Titus A. Drum How to Read a Book: Paige Turner How to Succeed in School: Rita Book How to Tour the Prison by Robin Steele How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme Hypnotism by N. Tranced I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting I Didn't Do It! by Ivan Alibi I Hate Monday Mornings by Gaetan Oop I Hate the Sun by Gladys Knight I Hit the Wall by Isadore There I Like Fish by Ann Chovie I Like Liquor by Ethyl Alcohol I Like Weeding Gardens by Manuel Labour I Lived in Detroit by Helen Earth I Lost My Balance by Eileen Dover and Paul Down I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore I Love Crowds by Morris Merrier I Love Fractions by Lois C. Denominator I Love Mathematics by Adam Up I Love Wills by Benny Fishery I Love You!: Alma Hart I Must Fix the Car! by Otto Doit I Need Insurance by Justin Case I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant I Say So! by Frank O. Pinion I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin I Was A Cloakroom Attendant by Mahatma Coate I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd I Work with Diamonds by Jules Sparkle I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money If I Invited Him... by Woody Kum If Tomorrow Never Comes by Stew Layt I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven I'm Fine by Howard Yu I'm Gods Gift to Women by P. Rick I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid I'm Someone Else by Ima Nonymous Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott In the Arctic Ocean by Isa Berg In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer Indian/Italian Cuisine: Ravi Oley Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue Inflammation, Please by Arthur Itis Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal Irish First Aid: R.U. O'Kaye Irish Flooring by Lynn O'Leum Is O. J. Guilty? by Howard I. Know It Won't Work!: Mel Function Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya It's a Holdup! by Nick R. Elastic It's a Shocker by Alec Tricity It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination It's Magic! by Sven Gali It's Springtime! by Theresa Green It's Unfair! by Y. Me Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns Judging Fast Food by Hamilton Berger Just Say No: Will Power Kangaroo Illnesses by Marcus Wallaby, M.D. Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts Keep it Clean! by Armand Hammer Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve Laid Off!: Gwen Home Land Ahoy by I.C. Fields Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle Lawn Care: Ray King Lawyers of Suffering by Grin and Barrett Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace Let's Do it Now! by Igor Beaver Lewis Carroll by Alison Wonderland Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy Life in Chicago by Wendy City Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole Long Walk: Miss D. Bus Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke Look Younger by Fay Slift Los Angeles Pachyderms by L.A. Funt Lots of Excitement by Hugh N. Cry Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes Making Explosives: Stan Wellback Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana Maritime Disasters by Andrea Doria Maritime Rules: Paula See May Flowers by April Showers Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha Meat Eaters: Carney Vore Mensa Man by Gene Yuss Mexican Revenge by Monty Zuma Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney Military Defeats by Major Disaster and General Mayhem Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn Military Rule by Marshall Law Mineralogy for Giants by Chris Tall Misunderstood: Art Tistic Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago Modern Giants by Hugh Mungous Modern Tree Watches by Anna Log Money Management: Owen Cash Monkey Shines by Bob Boone Moon Phases by Seymour Butts More for Your Money by Max Amize Mosquito Bites by Ivan Itch Mountain Climbing by Andover Hand Musical Gunfighters by The Okay Chorale My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo My Life in the Gutter by Yves Trough My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer My Lost Causes by Noah Veil My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp Nice Hotels: Mary Ott No More Circuit Breakers! by Ira Fuse No! by Kurt Reply Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate Noise is Forbidden! by Nada Loud Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows Not So Hot: Luke Warm Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baum Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis Off To Market by Tobias A. Pigg Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday Options Trading: June Gold Outdoor Activities by Alf Resco Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue Outer Space by A. Leanne Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright Overweight Vegetables by O. Beets Pain in My Body by Otis Leghurts Pain Relief by Ann L. Gesick Parachuting by Hugo First Party On, Dude: Jill Out Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies Personal Best: Marco DeStinction Perverted Mushrooms by M. Morel Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde Pressure Relief: Korsetsov Prevent Drowning: Buddy System Pull with All You've Got! by Eve Ho Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants Racketeering by Dennis Court Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long Ready...Set...: Sadie Word Red Vegetables by B. Troot Rich People: Belle Yenere Robots by Anne Droid Round the World: Madge Ellen Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp Sea Birds by Al Batross Season Tickets: Oprah Maven Severed Joints by Arm Less Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver Shhh!: Danielle Soloud Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew Slept Right Throught It by R.E. Classes Sliding Down a Banister by Dick Burns Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout Smart Beer Making by Bud Wiser Smash His Lobster! by Buster Crabbe Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen Snakes of the World by Anna Conda Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust Soak Your Ex-Husband by Ali Money Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile Sofa so Good by Chester Field Solving Crimes: D. Tective Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper Some Like It Sweet: Sugar Kane Somethings Out There by Will B. Watchinu Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep Sound as a Bell: A.C. Langer Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Poo Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco Stop Arguing by Xavier Breath String Instruments by Viola Player Strong Winds: Gail Force Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze Surprised! by Omar Gosh Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters Take a Break!: Colin Sick Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt Teach Me! by I. Wanda Know Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp The Big Wave: Sue Nami The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie The Bog: Pete Maas The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz The Cat's Revenge by Claude Bottom The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy The Complete Proctologists Handbook by Ben Dover The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite The Effects of Alcohol by Sir Osis of Liver The Empath: Ophelia Sadness The End of the World by Armageddin Outtahere The Excitement of Trees by I. M. Board The Fall of a Watermelon by S. Platt The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms The French Chef by Sue Flay The Frozen South: A. Winterbottom The Garden State: Ida Hoe The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe The Great Escape by Freida Convict The Great Flood: Noah Zark The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup The History of Fox TV: Annette Work The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift The Housing Problem by Rufus Quick The Industrial Revolution by Otto Mattick The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons The Lion Attacked by Claudia Armoff The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann The National Science Foundation: Grant Money The Nude Beach by Seymour Hair The Palace Roof has a Hole by Lee King The Paper Route: Avery Daye The Peace Mission: Olive Branch The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter The Porn Queen: Mona Lott The Scent of a Man by Jim Nasium The Senior Prom: Spike Drink The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges The Sweat Shop: Hiram Cheap The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember The Unknown Rodent by A. Nonny Mouse The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval Theft and Robbery by Andy Tover Things to Cook Meat In by Stu Potts Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples Those Funny Dogs by Joe Kur Tigger's revenge by Claude Balls Tight Situation by Leah Tard Tighten That butt! by A. Nail Retentive Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood To Be Honest: Frank Lee Too Rough: Soren Redd Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragon Trial Law: Tess Temoni Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt Tug of War by Paul Hard Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner Turtle Racing by Eubie Quick Two Thousand Pounds! by Juan Ton Tyrant of the Potatoes by Dick Tater Uncomfortable Feelings by Jock Strap Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts Unemployed by Anita Job Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored Unsolved Mysteries by N. Igma Vegas Divorces: Marion Hayste Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Choke Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle Waste Dumps by I. Saw We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better We Won 20-1!: Barry Um Webster's Words by Dick Shunnary Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story We're All Flakes: Dan Druff West Coast Universities: Stan Ford What I Took: Irv Erginity What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel Whatchamacallit! by Thingum Bob What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant Where to Find Islands by Archie Pelago Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold Where's the Toilet by Ivona Tinkle Who Killed Cock Robin? by Howard I. Know Why Cars Stop by M. T. Tank Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves Wind Instruments by Tom Bone Winning the Race by Vic Tree Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye Without Warning by Oliver Sudden Women Rule by Iam Write. Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw Yellow River by I. P. Freely Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth You're a Bundle of Laughs by Vera Funny You're Kidding! by Shirley U. Jest You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup