Farting People

-The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts. -The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people's farts. -The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. -The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes. -The Imprudent Person One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. -The Unfortunate Person One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead. -The Scientific Person One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment. -The Nervous Person One who stops in the middle of a fart. -The Honest Person One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason. -The Dishonest Person One who farts but blames the dog. -The Foolish Person One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. -The Thrifty Person One who always has several farts in reserve. -The Anti-Social Person One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. -The Strategic Person One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. -The Sadistic Person One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate. -The Intelligent Person One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.