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Diet Time

One day a blond and a redhead were talking on the phone. Blonde:My doctor told me I have to lose about ten pounds. Redhead:Oh really? Do you know what you going to do? Blonde: No not at all... hey you lost wieght recently. How did you do it? Redhead: I used the special K diet blonde:Whats that? Redhead:Well you eat a bowl of special K for lunch and one for breakfast and have a sensable dinner each day. I lost 5 pounds in a week Blonde: Okay thanks! a week later the blonde calls back her friend Redhead: How did it work? blonde:Not well at all i gained 5 pounds redhead: Really did you follow my intructions exactly? blonde: Well no but i had to lose double the wieght Redhead: Well what did you do? blonde: Well i figured that if 1 bowl for both breakfast and lunch was good for 5 pounds then two bowls for both breakfast and lunch would be good for ten.
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