Did You Hear About...

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa. Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam." What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him. Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly, fast sheep.