Deft Definations

GOSSIP: something that no one claims to like but everyone enjoys. KISS: To a geographer: The shortest distance between two curves! To a physicist: The contradiction of mouth due to expansion of heart. To an accountant: A credit because it is profitable when returned. OBESITY: A surplus gone to waist. OLD AGE: When you wink at a woman and she says, "Anything wrong with your eye, Uncle?" RAINCOAT: Thunder wear! WRITER'S CRAMP: Authoritis! HEMOPHILLIA: A disease of blood with affinity (philia) to "he" (male) only.