Definitions By Gender

THINGY: female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra VULNERABLE: female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION: female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for the weekend with the boys. BUTT: female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn. male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT: female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with the girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT: female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE: female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and essential element of male bonding.