Decoding The Secret Language of Men

"Uh huh," "sure, honey," or "yes, dear" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "It would take too long to explain" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe." "Take a break honey, you're working too hard." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "I can't find it." Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "What did I do this time?" Translated: "What did you catch me at?" "You look terrific." Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."