December 3rd

(To fully enjoy this joke, please read the Wocka jokes entittled: December 1st December 2nd Enjoy!) FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 3rd RE: Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of "Alcoholics Anonymous" requesting a non-drinking table - you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this? Forget about the gifts exchange. No gift exchangements are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy. NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED!!! Patty (Continuation Wocka joke: December 7th.)