Comebacks at Work...

I plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. You know, if I looked like you, then I'd probably be plastering make-up on, too. You looked in a mirror lately? You're just jealous - weighing 10 stone is a big achievement. You remind me of a person I once knew. He was called the Hulk. If you are wondering why I'm napping, it's because you always want us to be wide awake. If I nap now, I'll be awake later. Now let me sleep. Well, well, well. Looks like the latest circus freak just escaped. Why am I in free dress? Well, that's the benefit of being the boss.