Blondes Will Be Blonde

Why did they ban the wave at the local football games? *Too many blondes were drowning. Why was the blonde on the roof of the bar? *Someone told her that the drinks were on the house. Why don't blondes eat M&Ms? *They are too hard to peel. Why do blondes take the pill? *It's the only way that they can keep track of what day of the week it is. Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank? *She tied up the safe and blew the guard.