Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels . . . Helllloooo!!! . . . bottles won't fit in printer!!! March – Got really excited . . . finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months . . . box said "2-4 years!" April – Trapped on escalator for hours . . .power went out!!! May – Tried to make Kool-Aid . . .wrong instructions . . . 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June – Tried to go water skiing . . . couldn't find a lake with a slope. July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition . . . learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm . . . Car swamped because soft-top was open. September – The capital of California is "C" . . . isn't it??? October – Hate M & M's . . . they are so hard to peel. November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December – Couldn't call 911 . . . duh . . . there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!