Big Cats

1. Q: What would you do if a cheetah charged you? A: Pay him cash. (But don't worry. He accepts credit cards too.) 2. Q: Who went into the tiger's lair and came out alive? A: The tiger. 3. Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped off, how many are still on the boat? A: None- they were all copy cats. 4: Q: What has four legs and two eyes but sees just as well from both ends? A: A tiger with its eyes closed.