Best of the Worst Country Song Titles

*Do You Love As Good As You Look? *Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life *Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure *Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares *How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? *Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral *I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling *I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me *I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart *I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You *I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! *I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win *I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy *I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life *I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart *I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You *If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low *If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You *If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me *If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will *If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? *Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) *May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose *My Every Day Silver Is Plastic *My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus *My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart *My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him *Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill *She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart *She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty *Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone *They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out *Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart *When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In *You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too *You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd *You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat *You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly