Barney Gets Off Easy

One day Barney was driving his "Drugmobile" down the street and a cop pulled him over, said; "Something screwy is goin' on here, hey don't I know you!" and was about to put handcuffs on Barney but, Barney quickly said: "Oh crap, there's a J-Walker" and ran away to his drug mobile. The cop said: "Come here J-Walker". "Works every time" Barney said as he drove away.