An Actual Internet Conversation

This is an actual chatroom conversation from a "local Chatroom" Joe: I wonder what would happen if you had a sleep number bed, and set it to 69? Christy: ? huh? Mike: I dont know, but it sure sounds tasty! Joe: You probably wouldn't understand Christy, you're too pure and innocent. Christy: Maybe... sounds more like a police code or something Mike: lol, ya, that's it. "This is the dispatcher, what is your status" Joe: lol "We have a 69 in progress at the overpass, Officer needs assistance" Mike: "Move in! Move in! Officer has gone down, repeat, Officer has gone down! Joe: "Someone better call the fire department, looks like we'll need the Jaws of Life for this one!" Christy: um.. why do i get the feeling i've started something horrible? o.O