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Eve and Adam?

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out, "Lord, I have a problem." And the Lord said, "What's the matter, Eve?" "I know You created me and this beautiful garden. But I'm lonely - and I'm sick of eating apples." "Well, in that case," replied the Almighty, "I'll create a man for you." "What's a man?" "He's a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he's big and fast and muscular. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting animals." "Sounds great!" replied Eve. "There's one condition," added the Lord. "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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