Jokes of TamilPoonga RSSMon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTWhat do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTWhat's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTIf the opposite of pro is con, isn't the opposite of progress, congress?

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTThere's this dyslexic guy... he walked into a bra...

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTTwo fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam".

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTA man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me always, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. "Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing,' and how I can make a woman truly happy." After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes on that bridge or four?"

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTThe darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTRemember, no-one is listening until you fart.

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTIf at first you don't succeed ... avoid skydiving.

]]>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:40:02 GMTGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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